Queue jumpers David Cameron has been caught on camera pushing in front of shoppers to buy socks in JD Sports.
He should have remembered the warning from his old mate Barack Obama, who said that after Brexit he would be left at the back of the queue.
Presumably, having analysed all the figures of all the nations competing, her conclusion was that home side Brazil or Argentina will triumph in Rio? The odds of England taking the silverware are unlikely.
But you would have to look even further down the league table to find Riley’s top tip for tournament victory. According to my calculations, it’s going to be Chile,” she says firmly, clearly conscious that most punters will think she’s bonkers.
The blonde bombshell announced quite possibly the most vomit-inducing pick-up line tonight.
The star declared on 8 Out Of Cats Does Countdown that some random bloke had messaged her through a dating app.
For the second week in a row, then, we’re doing a roundup of items in time for Thursday 2pm Stats — is the church upstat or downstat this week? This was actually an excellent week for journalistic exposes of Scientology, and we’re having a hard time deciding which one to highlight first.
Promise them superpowers at the lavish new building, which looks like a Kubrick movie set inside a Vegas reproduction of Venice. While writer Anna North was careful to point out that the site used to have a stronger connection to Scientology, her headline maybe promised a bit more than it could deliver — when looked into it, they found plenty of spiritual types, but nobody who appeared to admit to being Scientologists. Have to say, this was something of an upstat for the church.
I mean, even Scientologists need to hook up, right?
“I know they’re not an obvious choice, but looking at their overall performance the smart money’s on Chile.
They’ve just beaten Australia and so their match tonight against Spain, who were thrashed by Holland should be very interesting…” Riley trails off with a cheeky grin.
But it wasn't quite what the eager chap was looking for as she cleverly posted a topless pic of retired footballer Alan Shearer.