It’s cute that he thinks his country is superior to America, because chances are you think so too. He signs up to buy shoes days in advance or waits by his computer to Twitter RSVP for pairs he is eyeing. If he wears these on a date: He’s in a chill mood, but his energy level is pretty high. Like: Lebron (right), Kobe, Jordans This guy: Wants to be noticed — social status is important to him. “When I wear these I’m happy and I want people to know I’m happy.” Like: Lanvin, Louis Vuitton, Kanye (left) This guy: Is ridiculous. He’s not trying to impress anyone, but he knows he looks good. He might have just rolled ten joints and probably wants to take you to the beach.Earlier in the month, I wrote an article titled “The Girls Who Are Never Getting Married”.You may have read it; it continues to get an influx of negative comments to this day, as the only people that are offended are the ones that know it's true. I wrote that article because I'm disgusted with the girls of my generation who use their sexuality to get ahead in life and disrespect themselves on a daily basis.
This might be why there’s an entire dating industry geared toward women.
Here’s a list of our favorite categories for the lads—try to figure out which mark you left on us ladies. The Budding Alcoholic The stench of vodka wafts to you from at least seven feet away. This guy hasn’t had a sober night since he arrived here. He’s so preoccupied with figuring out how to get punched that he probably won’t notice you waving at him. The Guy Who’s Three Years Older Than Everyone Where have you been? Somehow, his gap year turned into a couple of years…but you keep him in your contacts because he can buy alcohol and you can’t. The Guy Who’s Three Years Younger Than Everyone At first you probably thought he was a late bloomer—until you found out he’s actually just fifteen.
He’s probably even made a few pit stops at UHS, but it’s really a point of pride for him. Somehow, his brain just developed a lot better and faster than yours.
She's a hard worker and she chooses to be because of her own personal standards.
She is independent and she is the perfect alpha woman.
If you can’t fall asleep Thursday night because of the shouting outside, it’s likely his fault. The Hermit Chances are he’s signed up for CS50, Ec 10, Gov 20, and Math 55 without realizing what he got himself into. The Club Sport Athlete This guy talks about his sport all the time. You make sure to watch your language in front of him and might even feel the need to teach him about the birds and bees.